Ophelia Payne is Brighton’s beloved (D)MILF of the cabaret scene – that’s dog mum, of course. With a larger-than-life personality, a deep love of a good ’90s banger, and a self-confessed obsession with dogs, Ophelia knows her puppies.

As a former host and head judge of the Pride Dog Show, she’ll be expecting nothing less than outstanding tail wagging… though cuddles and kisses may be accepted as bribes.

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